the wizard’s computer

in one of his moments,

he filled a glass tower

with crystal components

and magical power.

the wizard’s computer

could process so fast,

it answered his questions

before they were asked.

but soon that fell under

the auspice of sin–

when one day he wondered

which racehorse would win.

–image by ai

bum rap

i came into this world

on a cold winter night,

kicking and screaming

and already guilty

of a crime so heinous

that eternal torture

was deemed to be

the only appropriate

punishment for me.

then, the doctor spanked

my bottom and cut off

part of my tender penis.

from there, things got crazy…

–photo of me